So Seinfeld is widely considered the best sitcom of all time. Well I’m here to say that I think it absolutely sucks. It comes on after The Office re-runs at night and I actually tried to watch it for a bit last night because I couldn’t find the remote and was too lazy to get up to change the channel. Like Bobo when he finally got to sleep in a bed with his girl the other night, I didn’t last 3 minutes. The exchange that made me get off my ass and change the channel was this one where Jerry is at the gym talking to some woman:
I usually last about ten minutes on the stairmaster. Unless, of course, there’s someone stretching in front of me in a leotard, then I can go an hour. That’s why they call it the stairmaster. You get up there and you stare
The laughtrack exploded. Almost broke the speakers on my TV. That sounds like a line the IT guy would use at the gym before he sneaky took a picture of another dude for a blog.What the fuck is funny about that? I can honestly say I have never watched an episode in its entirety. Don’t give a shit what you think about that either. Honestly Jerry Seinfeld drives me crazy. He’s a gazillionaire that is awful at stand up, got his own show, and now drives around his 8,000 antique cars with the biggest shit eating grin since the Cheshire Cat. I absolutely love Curb and Larry David but I feel like even he’d admit that Schindler’s List is funnier than Seinfeld looking back at it. Just my opinion. Listen I know there are plenty of famous quotes from the show but I don’t think any of them come from Seinfeld himself. Call the show “George” or “Soup Nazi” but not Seinfeld. Guy sucks, he’s not funny, and he needs to finally blow his nose. Fuck him. Am I the only one that thinks that show sucks?
Other shows that fit this category: Everybody Loves Raymond, Friends, Frasier, Two and a Half Men. My types of shows are usually the ones that get cancelled/not renewed: ie. Arrested Development, Summer Heights High.
PS. I realize I could have written this blog in 1998. The re-runs just piss me off before bed.
PSS. I am not an anti-semite like Bobo so that has nothing to do with it.