Obviously, I am missing a few screws. My fucked up sense of life is what makes ol’ Bobo a riot. You probably wonder how I come up with ideas or where my hate comes from and shit. It’s Friday so let’s have a little fun … OK, so a loyal follower of mine sent me a link this morning about Dorito taco shells. Sounded great. I love fast food and I love Doritos. Recipe (see what I did there?) for a great post I thought. Here is the story:
If you can’t make it to Toledo, live vicariously through the below video, in which the gentleman below samples this cheesy taco shell and remarks, “It is everything I expected and more.”
After watching the video I’ve totally forgotten about the Dorito shell, which sounds great by the way. I’m obsessed with this video. For some reason I fucking hate this kid. You know he was so excited to say that stupid line “it is everything I expected and more.” Like he was deliberately waiting to say that. And who is the loser laughing in the background? Really, you laugh at that? If you hung with me you would probably be acting like a black guy at a comedy show 24/7. But if you really loved the taco why are you eating it like a pussy? If it is really heaven then stop looking around and making stupid movements with your eyes. You are a loser buddy. If that was me there would be no talking for the first 17 seconds because I would be beasting that taco. Why are you eating fast food in the day light? Rookie mistake right there. I just don’t like this kid. He isn’t funny.
See that shit, at first I thought I would write up a nice little piece about how cool a Dorito shell is but now I find myself so pissed off at this kid in the video. I’d love to throw Nacho Grande right off his dome. I hate Ference, I hate Canadians and I hate this kid. Bobo is back.