Take how much I hate Aztec Gino and times it by 725. Not only do I hate Mel Kiper Jr. with a passion I also hate anybody who likes him. I hate everyone who likes people who like Mel Kiper Jr. Six degrees of hating Mel Kiper Jr. if you will. The guy fucking sucks. I am not disputing he doesn’t do his homework and he knows the in’s and out’ of college football prospects. He does. However, he is just a pompous asshole. He has this arrogance that is pretty much unseen in the sports world.
I used to look at his stupid mock drafts and except for maybe 2-3 of the top 10 picks he is 100% wrong. They give this idiot way too much face time. When he does speak he talks down to everyone. He treated McShay like shit when he first started because god forbid ESPN brought in another personality. I mean, take a look at his smug fucking face above. He looks like a Jewish grandmother who is disappointed because you didn’t eat her knish (is that how it is spelled?).
The thing is each fucking NFL team has about 19 scouts and 23 assistant coaches preparing for the draft. I am positive they aren’t sitting around reading ESPN Insider to see who Kiper says they should pick in the 7th round. To be honest I hate the whole ESPN NFL draft coverage in general but Kiper is just a piece of shit. Also, who the fuck is Mel Kiper Sr.? Take it down a notch. You are like 50 years old you can scrap the junior bullshit. If someone confuses you they confuse you. I am a junior; my pops and I get mixed up on occasion. Sometimes it means we get a free beer some guy we hardly know and sometimes it means we get picked up on an outstanding warrant. Just comes with the territory.
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he must have some dirt on someone at espn…
I avoid Espn just because this douche’s face is all over the place. Seriously espn wake up…
can someone start another sports news network?
U wrote this 7 days ago because somewhere, someone knew I was guaranteed to wonder if anyone else hates this fucking toolbag as much as me. Omg ur 6 degrees of hate is amazing. Seriously I look crazy cause Im laying here lmfao reading this I feel so much better. Ive never been on this site b4 but Im gonna have to read more this was funny as hell. The worst part is I almost forget I hate him until April comes along and he come flying in. Then there is that head, of course in a solo shot, talking about how he garentees Aquilb Talib or Jamarcus Russell or Jimmie Clausen will be so good the world will explode.
“Also, who the fuck is Mel Kiper Sr.? Take it down a notch” Omfg that was the end.. this is golden. His stupid ass name is even douchy. Ya this is 6 pages long but hey, shit happens. Ima go do some more readin
Agreed. I think his father demands he goes by Jr. so he won’t be associate with this douche. I hope he gets hit by an asteroid.
well said bobo – well said
Mel Kiper is a douchebag of biblical proportions. His head is so far up his ass, he used his belly button as a naval observatory. He and Todd McShay form the Nuss Brothers, A and P. (anus and penis). Why anyone with any knowledge of the draft listens to these two cocksuckers is beyond belief. They know dick about each team and NEVER weigh in intangibles and character concerns. Their mocks blow buffalo cock, and in general ESPN is the lowest form of sports Papparazzi on the planet. EVERYTHING is news to these fuckwipes. THe leader of this crapfest is Chris Berman, a big fat annoying pole smoker from way back. He STOLE his back back back schtick from Red Barber. His juvenille nicknames are not even original, he has writers come up with the crap. EPSN radio, really. Colin Cowherd is another in a long line of fucking assholes that suck so bad they could replace the vacuum on the space shuttle. He is not funny, or knowledgeable, in fact his condensending attitude is enough to make Mother Theresa want to bitch slap him. Steve Young is a meatstick, he adds ZERO to anything on ESPN countdown. In fact I avoid that show like a field of overgrown Poison Ivy. The ONLY 2 ESPN moments I have saved on YouTube. THe first clip is when Bonnie Bernstien flashed her pink panties. The second is when Chris Berman showed his true colors by acting like a huge dickhead off air. What a cock breath this guy is, a total asshat.