Yeah I saw you eye fucking the shit out out of Harry during the ceremony. I guess you forgot the entire Earth was watching. Seriosuly though, Pippa Middleton is Kates sister and she was burning that red carpet down motherfucker! I’m thinking Will probably got shitfaced, meant to hit on Pippa and ended up taking home Kate. Them’s the breaks bro. Oh well, Kate’s pretty nice too I guess…………………………………………………………………….
BAM!!
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maybe i can fly in when Harry gets married and be the Howzyafatha correspondent on the scene.