Chris Child is a fucking retard. Boston celebrity genealogist, buddy? I’m sure your Dad is super proud. If my father picked up the paper and I said with a grin, “they are ninth cousins once removed” about Lady Gaga and Madonna I would buy him a ticket out here to beat the shit out of me. Anyways, I saw this gem of a report on Boston.com the other day. Really, 9th cousins? If you click-through you will see some other celebrities are like 10th cousins to someone or another. Isn’t pretty much everyone fucking related after 7th or 8th cousintry? I am probably more related to Madonna than Lady Gaga. If I don’t have to see your stupid ass a birthday party, wake, funeral or graduation then you aren’t related. I don’t know who my second or third cousins are. Nope, they are just people who show up when grandparents die.
However, I couldn’t just let this story sleep so I decided to do some of my own little research and look what I found:
Yup, turns out his second cousin once removed used to fool around with my great, great, great, great, great, great aunt and they had a kid.
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