The benefit of having a big time conglomerate site such as howzyafatha is that I can reach out my masses with important questions and maybe after a post has been up for 3 weeks get a somewhat intelligent response from someone who accidentally found the site via AskJeeves.com or, if anything (and more likely) something from Pabs. A certain dilemma that has been biting at my ankles for years is the difference between the CE and C on a calculator. Yeah, yeah I know I should already know this but Mr. Fauci was too busy talking about his 2-9 football team to 6th grade girls and Mrs. DelBono was too busy lining all of us boys up against the wall to decide who was an instigator and who was a trouble maker.

When I need to get the calculator back to 0 I usually just hit each button 5-6 times because I’m not sure if I just hit 1 once it might not get me back to where I need to be. What is the difference? How am I supposed to use each? Can someone explain how I would have to use the other? Like an actual example I’m looking for. Simple shit I know but it is also the Friday before fucking Christmas eve and I’m not wasting my good rants and posts today.