Welcome to a new segment of the fatha called “Junkie Play of the Day.” I think I need more solid segments because it will help keep up with the site, once I ran out of Sully Fight Stories and Why Gay Gould is Gay Stories the site lost some of its luster. We still got Bobo’s Love Corner and I’ll be bringing back my Play’s of the Day and Bobo After Dark starting tomorrow. Anyways with this new segment I’m going to need the readers to start helping me out. At least for the next month until I get back to Boston.
Today’s Junkie Play of the Day actually happened last week while at a Lynn Dunkin’ Donuts. I’m standing in line and there are two junk box girls calling some girl who isn’t there a “piece of shit” about 17 times in one minute. One girl is feverishly looking for change in her pocketbook to buy coffee and the other is picking her face like a motherfucker (for those who don’t know a junkie with acne can lead to very bad picking where the person’s face looks like the fucking moon because they create so many craters). This, however, is not the play of the day. While these two champs are trying to describe why some bitch is a piece of shit one of the DD workers comes around the side and says, “Large Ice Coffee with 4 creams and 11 sugars?” A 11 fucking sugars? Are you kidding me? The best part was the DD worker said it like it was no thing. Over comes this skinny, pale ass motherfucker with pinned eyes. He nods thank you and shakes the fucker for a good 2 minutes. I just smiled and was happy to be back in the North Shore. Ah, junkies….
Bonus – the girl who was picking her face non-stop was the girlfriend of the sugar nut. She goes on to order an egg white sandwich because, as she says, “she likes to stay healthy.” And then she rips two more holes in her face and kisses her boy.