I’ve covered this shit before but I’ll say it again, if you watch Jersey Shore tonight you’re an asshole.

I think I loved the show more than anyone the first season when it aired (well, the beginning of the first season). I loved the premise and idea of these meat heads cramped in once space but now the show is absolute shit and it is embarrassing. You’re embarrassing yourself even more but watching it so I’m calling out for all of you to watch something, anything else (except Real Housewives).

I actually want the show to continue but just not with this cast. If everyone turns their back on these homos then we can get some fresh blood up in this piece or better yet they can start working on the Southie version of the show which would be 30x times better. I don’t ask for much but don’t watch the Jersey Shore tonight. If you need something to watch I can FedEx my highschool basketball college tape to you.

PS – 100% my lady watches the show when I pass out drunk on the couch tonight.