As excited as I am to get back to the bean I’m going to miss days like this in the Bay Area … Friday afternoon and the sun is shining while the Bus Stop begins to prime my first of many vodka drinks. There is a 100% chance I’m getting LOADED and 150% change my lady goes BANANAS on me. But what are you going to do? The weather is the fucking balls right now and when if I walk 11 steps I can see the Pacific Ocean. God didn’t create alcohol so I could do push up’s in my apartment and eat tofu for dinner. He wants me to put a show and show I will put on, people. It is what I do. I live to play the jukebox, tell jokes, get LOADED and then beast Wendy’s. It’s in my DNA, motherfuckers. Now let’s enjoy another song and throw 3′s up like a true Sachem.