I had a great blog ready to bash Saugus (because if you haven’t heard yet they painted the crossing walks RED everyone!!!!)… had all the one-liners ready and my Saugus hate on but, of course, I couldn’t get the story to load and now I’m just too tired and feel like getting a drink. Same old fucking song… IT Guy can’t do shit right.
In other IT Guy news… because he is so good at holding his liquor me and Sully have been “banned” from Tom English’s Cottage (more to come on that in the following week). Also, I contracted his services to get my pest control company websites going… smart fucking move on my part…think they’ll be ready to launch in 2017.
Whatever, I don’t want to over do it on my first day back. Take it sleazy.
PS – What are the chances I even fucking blog tomorrow? 7%? 8?

relax
on all accounts. 1. your computer is a piece of shit and nobody uses IE6 anymore. 2. your websites look amazing for the $2/hr they cost: http://www.johnnybpestcontrol.com/. 3. every now and then an asian cunt has to be called out — sully and you be damned.