I have like 16 lesbian friends on Facebook that I’m sure of (I think I got 21 or so though) and while they are located all over the map but I’m pretty sure they all know each other. Honestly, some days I’ll be straight creeping the FB news feed and I’ll see a lesbian I went to second grade in a picture doing shots with a lesbo that I knew from my third high school. The next minute I’m watching a lesbian I know from SF turning a double play with a lesbian from Dunkin’ Donuts in Southie in the Lowell Women’s Softball League. What is up with that? There is no way every lesbian I know knows each other or is it? Do you get like a packet in the mail once you come out of the closet that gives you the 4 bars to go to in Massachusetts and the number to every lesbian in a 87 mile radius?
I know I got at least 3 lesbian readers so can one of you take the 8 seconds to sign up on wordpress so you can comment and help us all out here. I like to think I got a good read on the lesbian community. I’m not Judy Garland but I did watch the South Park episode on scissoring so that’s got to count for something.