Got to respect ESPN with their Hannah Storm “Face to Face” interviews. No better way to get a black man to start talking than putting a slutty dressing white woman in front of them. I was watching the other day and Kobe was fucking delightful, just blabbering away and shit about life, poetry, you name it….. Guy has said 9 words in his life before this. This is how interviews with Kobe usually go…
Bob Ley: Kobe, there are multiple reports that you had an inappropriate sexual encounter with a woman in Colorado. You claim your innocence but do you care to elaborate a bit more, Kobe?
Kobe Bryant: I play basketball.
Here is how the interview goes with Hannah Storm…
Hannah Storm: Hi.
Kobe Bryant: Yeah, I raped that bitch. I flipped that shit and went straight anal, feel what I’m saying, Hannah? Bitch was a fucking slut and I’d do it again. Skeet skeet skeet.
Hey, I don’t love the move ESPN but I fucking respect it. Nobody wants to sit down with Stuart Scott and his retarded eyeball.