I’ve been flying United for years and every time we take our “descent” and I’m told to turn off all electronics by a very flaming gay flight attendant I grab my complimentary Hemisphere Magazine. After reviewing the best place to get a steak in New Mexico and who they best plastic surgeons are in Kansas City I always  notice this [...]

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — A Detroit Red Wings prospect faces charges under Michigan’s tough “super drunk” designation following a traffic stop during which police discovered him clad in a Teletubby costume. According to a Grand Rapids police report obtained by MLive.com, Riley Sheahan twice registered a blood alcohol level of .30 percent when tested in jail after his arrest on [...]

Boy already met world so give it a fucking rest. He doesn’t need to come back and I hate to break it to all of you but this just has bad idea written all over it. First, do I have to remind of you Saved By The Bell: The College Years? Shit was terrible. It didn’t even last the whole season. Listen [...]

Who cares if Eddie hasn’t made a good movie in 20 years this jam is a fuckin’ classic. Tweet

Red-Throated Loons are so immature it isn’t even funny. A few Loons grew up on my street and were always egging people’s homes and shit … always putting whoopee-cushions on teachers seats. They will never grow up. Fuckin’ Loons. So immature. Tweet

Kid you scored 138 against Faith Baptist. Faith Baptist! Pfffttt. Whatever, buddy. I dropped 59 against St. John’s CYO of Winthrop. Tweet

Listen if you need a few bucks to beat dick cancer or whatever just ask Bobo because I’ll spot you the $56.78 you raise over 30 days after looking like an asshole. Now, don’t get me wrong I LOVE a good mustache. But I’m talking about a dude who fucking owns it. I’m talking about a guy who wakes up [...]