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At this point most of the country has turned their interest to the lockout at Howzyafatha. I guess in this scenario I would be the owner but the only thing is I got no clue what the player’s demands are. I have no problem splitting the profits with Elew or even True Sachem and Winky (where the fuck is everyone?). I have [...]

Will I probably stop writing by the end of the week? Good chance. Will Elew ever come back? Who knows. Will Pabs return to dominate the comments section? I believe so. There are still a lot of questions that remain but for now let’s just sit back and enjoy what may come. I got a bunch of shit I’m going [...]

Actually, I haven’t talked to anyone. However, I got bored today (just like every day now – a result of getting married a couple of weeks ago) and decided I would start blogging again. It won’t be at the incessant rate I posted at back in the good ol’ days but I’m going to stick my dick back in and [...]

This whole “baby dick” debacle yesterday on Barstool is the most ridiculous shit ever. First off let me make one point that explains the video with the post. All these assclowns calling this porn, and asking for Portnoy’s head, are the same people who laughed their balls off when Zach Galifiankis made a baby jerk himself off and probably make [...]

It is no secret that are posting schedules have been out of fucking whack the past month. I pretty much called it a career with the site a few weeks ago but Elew put up a huge stink and told me to stick and out and shit. I think he said that but I don’t know I wasn’t really listening. I [...]

Dude has to be all nice and shit… trying to make me feel bad.  However, let that be a lesson to all you bloggers out there. You come at the king you best not miss. OK, now I am fucking done for the day. Tweet