Category: Celebrities
Only You Can Help MTV Stop Airing Jersey Shore

I’ve covered this shit before but I’ll say it again, if you watch Jersey Shore tonight you’re an asshole. I think I loved the show more than anyone the first season when it aired (well, the beginning of the first season). I loved the premise and idea of these meat heads cramped in once space but now the show is absolute shit and it is [...]

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Nothing Compares … To The Next Guy I Guess

Newsday – Eighteen days after being wed for the fourth time, Irish singer Sinéad O’Connor has announced she is ending her marriage. Writing on her official site Monday, the “Nothing Compares 2 U” singer said she and Dublin addiction counselor Barry Herridge are parting amicably. The two were married at the famed A Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas [...]

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Jason Whitlock Is As Dumb As He Is Fat

FOXSPORTS.com by Jason Whitlock- Michael Jeffrey Jordan finally found a cause he can get behind off the court: being an obstacle for any black kid dreaming of matching or exceeding Jordan’s wealth. Sellout. And I don’t throw that word around liberally. But there’s no better description for Jordan now that he has reportedly decided to be the hard-line frontman for [...]

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Selena Says “Hi” Elew

Where the fuck is Elew? Selena stories aren’t going to write themselves… Tweet

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Is This O’Donnell Lady Retarded?

http://youtu.be/p0EX9NUggj8 Seriously, is she full retard? I don’t even think I’m joking. She’s at least got to be semi-retarded. I’ve never quite heard an argument like that to a question. Basically, she just said, “I want to talk about what I want to talk about, on your show, where I’m supposed to answer your questions.” Dude is asking questions from the book she’s [...]

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At Least I Didn’t Have It Is As Bad As Selena Gomez. Fuck, Her Life Was Tough.

If you haven’t had a chance to read the latest Selena Gomez  (w/ mother) interview it is some crazy shit, people. Her life was motherfucking hard, yo! Aside from buying spaghetti from the Dollar Store she also went through many other tribulations that made her the douche that she is today: “Sometimes Selena didn’t even know if she would be able [...]

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Probably the Best Story I’ve Ever Read

With their quick rise to fame, the cast of MTV reality show “Jersey Shore” has cashed in on a number of endorsement deals, including weight loss supplements, alcohol and bronzer. But here’s a first. Teen apparel retailer Abercrombie & Fitch Co. is offering to pay Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino not to wear its merchandise. The New Albany, Ohio company released [...]

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