Category: Drinking
Hockey Player Gets All “Super Drunk”; Picks Up DUI While Wearing Purple Teletubby Costume

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — A Detroit Red Wings prospect faces charges under Michigan’s tough “super drunk” designation following a traffic stop during which police discovered him clad in a Teletubby costume. According to a Grand Rapids police report obtained by MLive.com, Riley Sheahan twice registered a blood alcohol level of .30 percent when tested in jail after his arrest on [...]

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You Know What Today Is? Pretty Much A National Holiday

Today is Pabs birthday motherfuckers and instead of giving him a lazy-ass “happy birthday” on Facebook I’ve given him an entire post on one of the most heavily-visited websites on the internet. It seems like it was April when I first met Pabs at Diggy’s shitty bar (it was April). But I knew, as he was half in the bag [...]

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Peter Vadala Has Never Had His Dick Licked And Wants You To Suffer As Well

  Saugus — The Board of Selectmen took no action on a citizen request to classify Hooters as an adult entertainment establishment. Pearson Street resident Peter Vadala appeared at a recent selectmen meeting to argue that Hooters should be considered adult entertainment, drawing a distinction between Hooters and a restaurant such as Hilltop Steak House or Papa Gino’s. Vadala declined [...]

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Another Life Regret: Never Being Able To Hang Out With Andre “The Giant”

Every single time I watch the Biography Channel special on Andre I get a tear in my eye. I was born too late. I missed my chance to hang with one of the coolest motherfuckers around. The dude just wanted to go out, get drunk and eat some good food. He bought beers for all his friends and loved to [...]

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AC Casino Owner Releases New Rap Video: Livin’ De Life!

You were probably expecting me to rip this video apart, right? I’m not. If I was fucking swimming in money I would be doing shit like this all the time. The thing is I feel like I’m “Livin’ De Life” as well so how do I go about getting a video shot like this? I can already see it in [...]

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BAH OF THE WEEK: The Junction, South Boston

A South Boston staple but not one of my favorite joints. Don’t get me wrong I don’t mind having a drink there every once in a while but I’m not making a day of it. Bah: The Junction (Dorcester St) Set-up/Ambiance: Square bar that fits like 20 people or so and then a bunch of high top tables surrounding the walls. Not [...]

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We Got A Blog War! You Stay Hoppy Austin Wants A Piece of Howzyafatha

Just when I was trying to call it a day too… I have to deal with You Stay Hoppy Austin (see what he did there? He did a play on “stay classy San Diego” – dude is a fucking riot) While checking out the site stats today I noticed some people were coming over via this link http://www.youstayhoppyaustin.com/2011/08/half-pint-dilemma.html. Intrigued I [...]

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