Today is Pabs birthday motherfuckers and instead of giving him a lazy-ass “happy birthday” on Facebook I’ve given him an entire post on one of the most heavily-visited websites on the internet. It seems like it was April when I first met Pabs at Diggy’s shitty bar (it was April). But I knew, as he was half in the bag [...]
Thought it was the end of howzyafatha.com this week but how could I let down people like this? I might be cold but I’m not that cold… we’re fucking back, baby. Tweet
I am going to be home this weekend for a wedding on Saturday and thought there would be no better way to look good in my suit than filling up on some mai tai’s, scallion pancakes and crab rangoons on Friday. The plan is to start at the Loon Friday night before taking our antics elsewhere (who knows, Rolly’s, Tony’s, Tom English’s, [...]
I signed on my family’s computer this morning and opened up the browser. Apparently, the Bozarjians are one of the seven families left that have MSN as their homepage. Anyways, whatever, aside from having one of the oldest and outdated computers in the history of man, I noticed one of the headline stories was that today marked the 25th anniversary [...]
Bobo, why would you bring home two suitcases when you barely need one? We all know you just wear the same two pairs of shorts and three shirts rotation everyday of your life. Well, because one of them is just full of fucking howzyafatha.com shirts. Everyone was begging for these motherfuckers so I cashed in all the change I’ve been [...]
Boston.com – The first shot has been fired on Boston in this year’s Stanley Cup finals, and it’s one Tim Thomas never saw coming. Boston Pizza, a 45-year old Canadian franchise based in Richmond, B.C., has “changed” its name to, you guessed it, “Vancouver Pizza.” The company’s website made the change after the Bruins’ 1-0 victory over the Tampa Bay [...]
I’m drunk and this timeline will be all fucked up but a bunch of shit just came flying in my face the past two weeks and now I am trying to piece together it all so bear with me. 9 days ago a dude named Martin emailed me with a vivalastool email address saying he liked the site and wanted to [...]
