Archives for: June 2011
Bobo After Dark: Feels Good To Be Back

Well, the strike is over and the sun is shining out here in SF. I’m just relaxing on the couch, free-balling in my sweatpants while drinking a glass of Malbec. Life is good. And, yes, I am having chips. Tweet

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Strike Is Over!

Well, it took less than a day but the strike is over and, man, am I fucking glad. I was going to resort to a hunger strike if this didn’t work which I was not looking forward to. So, what does this mean for you? Um, well, not much. You will still get the same shitty posts from Elew, Winky and me but [...]

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I’m Letting Out Three More Hostages And That’s It – I Want My Demands Met!

The only reason I let them go is because I can’t stand to look at the ginger. And, yes, I let out Kevin Connolly from Entourage out as well. I hate that fuck. Nobody else leaves until the IT Guy cleans this site up. Tweet

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Hostage Post Release: Tiger Woods Back in the Game and Rubbing It In!

NAGOYA, Japan – Tiger Woods has signed a three-year deal to promote a Japanese pain reliever, his first endorsement since he was caught in a sex scandal toward the end of 2009. The deal with Kowa Company Ltd. is geared only toward the market in Japan. Woods already has filmed commercials for “Vantelin Kowa,” a heat rub used to relieve muscle and [...]

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Hostage Post Release: Lonely Island Filler Post

You’re a cunt, Steve. Tweet

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Breaking News!!! I’m Going On Strike!

Fuck it, I’m going on strike! I’m protesting the shit out of this site and forming a union with Elew this afternoon. My requests to clean up the site and our Facebook feeds are continuing to fall on deaf ears. I think it time that I actually “hire” an IT guy because this shit right now just ain’t working out. I’ve seen lazy IT guys but this [...]

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Chris Hansen Caught Cheating

Looks like the sting tactic that made Chris Hansen famous may have come back to bite him — big time. The National Enquirer is reporting that they’ve caught the “To Catch A Predator” host cheating on his wife with Kristyn Caddell, a Florida NBC affiliate news reporter twenty one years his junior, with a hidden camera. Hansen is married with [...]

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