YORKTOWN, Va. — A Chicago man who quickly accelerated a sport utility vehicle with a cable around his neck decapitated himself after a domestic dispute in Yorktown, authorities said Tuesday. York-Poquoson Sheriff Danny Diggs said a deputy responding to a call of a domestic disturbance Tuesday was taking a statement from the man’s ex-wife when another deputy driving by noticed [...]

Story by the one and only (also one and only lax fan), Pabs. Congratulations to the Boston Cannons for bringing their 1st MLL Championship with a 10 – 9 win over the Hamilton Nationals.  Yeah I know, I am a Boston Blazers season ticket holder.  However I did get over to see a Cannons game this year, and watch a couple [...]

http://youtu.be/Tv8ZSQ6GqEc I honestly don’t even care anymore if the NBA comes back or not. I’d rather watch them play pick-up games all day. It’s way more exciting. You take out all the bullshit that comes with the business of the NBA. These guys should just form their own league and call it a day. They’d still get paid. I’d go watch this [...]

http://youtu.be/phrYUd1SJ1Y I love all these people being interviewed acting all high and mighty like being a police officer is being the Pope. I’d probably stuff 50% of females I pulled over and 100% of the hot ones, if I was a cop. Big deal, guys getting some pussy on lunch. All these people judging have never had a little afternoon delight? Nobody ever thought it [...]

Carolina Panthers tight end Jeremy Shockey‘s biggest play of the preseason came in the team’s cafeteria, when he saved fellow tight end Ben Hartsock from choking. Lebron James just tweeted to Jeremy Shockey: “where were you during the NBA Finals?” #chokeartist   And I’m out. Tweet

Well, that was quick. One day into my return to HWYF, real life(work) has gotten in the way, but, like I said, this will happen from time to time. So, to make it up, here is an up close self-taken shot of Julianne Hough’s rack. Apparently, these HWLeaks guys on twitter mean fucking business. Just straight hacking celebrities shit at a [...]

http://youtu.be/9mPfUC7_4mg I’m not so surprised that the Mista-Mista Lady took a ball of the face, that’s just what women do at baseball games. Just sit there not paying any attention and get hit by baseballs. Seen that a thousand times. What I’m shocked by is that this lady didn’t die. I thought that if you got hit in the temple, [...]