GAWKER.com – A Dublin bar has begun hosting Friday-night “Underwear Amnesty” parties at which patrons can trade in their underpants for “free” alcoholic beverages. Great idea, right? Not according to the many people who say it’s “insensitive,” given that a rape allegedly occurred at the bar only a few months ago. According to the Irish news, a teenage girl was [...]

  Saugus — The Board of Selectmen took no action on a citizen request to classify Hooters as an adult entertainment establishment. Pearson Street resident Peter Vadala appeared at a recent selectmen meeting to argue that Hooters should be considered adult entertainment, drawing a distinction between Hooters and a restaurant such as Hilltop Steak House or Papa Gino’s. Vadala declined [...]

Well, the other day I got my 14-year token for not being sober. Unfortunately, I had to leave the meeting early so I figured I would use good ol’ howzyafatha.com as my podium… It has been a fucking struggle, I’ll tell ya that much. You think it is easy to go out night after night and drink until I like myself? You [...]

KISSIMMEE, Fla. — The family of an Osceola County teenager who was arrested and accused of impersonating a physician’s assistant told WFTV that he was released on Monday.  Kissimmee police arrested 17-year-old Matthew Scheidt on Friday after they said he lied about his real job as a billing clerk and managed to get an ID saying he was a physician’s [...]

I figured we had to play this one more time, right? This is why I love football. You can just drop a dude at anytime with hardly any monetary repercussions for the team. That is why the NFL (or is everyone forced to say National Football League these days?) is always flush and so many teams are in the hunt [...]

First, isn’t Telly from Kids a little too old to be best friends with fucking Spiderman? I’d have someone look into that. Secondly, shit was fucking terrible. They had a friggin’ bloopers part and I couldn’t tell the difference from that and the rest of the quote unquote “movie.” OMG the bloopers? OMG that was dog shit. Thirdly, who developed [...]

Chris Johnsons “Noodle Game” is gonna be so fucking stupid now, it will be moronic. I’m glad the Titans paid CJ all the money. Dude is an absolute beast, he is an MVP caliber player, 2K yards, the whole team is based around him, and he was going to make 800K this year base salary. That’s a joke and a total [...]