I’m one of the 8 people in Southie that has a backyard (one of the small perks that I get for being one of the most prominent bloggers to ever live in the area).  A few weeks ago I was going to throw out the trash when someone said “hello” to me. I had no fucking clue where it was coming from. I [...]

You know what time I went to bed last night? 8:45 PM. Yeah, I watched the first 9 minutes of the Celtics. You know what time I got up today? 5:15 AM. I fucking took a walk. Yeah, I fucking walk now. Know what I did from 7 AM – 9 AM this morning? Sat at Lendy’s for 2 hours [...]

I had a great blog ready to bash Saugus (because if you haven’t heard yet they painted the crossing walks RED everyone!!!!)… had all the one-liners ready and my Saugus hate on but, of course, I couldn’t get the story to load and now I’m just too tired and feel like getting a drink. Same old fucking song… IT Guy can’t do [...]

Remember the good old days when you could just download a MILF Threesome at a Carnival on YouPorn and not have to worry about getting a virus that ruins your entire computer and your company’s payroll system? I guess we are in a new age. But, honestly, who do these asshole hackers think they are playing here? They think this is my first rodeo? [...]

While walking Castle Island this morning listening to Adele on my iPod I started to wonder when I became such a fucking faggot. I really didn’t have an answer but I knew I’ve been acting absolute bitch lately… just moaning and groaning about everything and anything. And then this morning, while reading my Pest Management Monthly magazine at the RMV waiting to get [...]