You ever go to the Junction in Southie and see all those quotes on the board around drinking? Has quote from King’s in the thirteenth century and shit. They are supposed to be wicked funny and witty. Well, fuck them. I drink everyday and say funny shit about boozing. What does it take to get for Bobo to get a [...]

St. Paul, Minnesota (CNN) – It’s been over seven years since Marion Hagerman has spoken to anyone in his family.  As he huddles behind a parked trailer on a cold early spring day, Hagerman reflects on his life, and recalls what led him to this moment. “This is my lifestyle,” says Hagerman, 54, while sneaking a swig of what he calls [...]

Well, while I still have faith in my Celtics, I am getting a little sick of not being a Bruins fan. Yes, I grew up with all hockey players, my best friend plays puck and I like to party with all those animals. However, I just don’t get into hockey that much. Not bashing the sport at all just never [...]

Clos-ing (verb) – a : to deny access to / to suspend or stop the operations of / to bring to an end or period b : to come together / to enter into or complete an agreement / to reduce a gap c : to unite in a concerted stand especially to meet a challenge d : to finish [...]

People love Cinco de Mayo because it gives them a reason to drink and not look like a beligerent alcoholic. Pounding 14 Coronos on Wednesday, May 4th? You’re a fucking asshole. Doing keg stands of Dos Equis on May 5th? Lay off him, it is Cinco de Mayo. Same goes for St. Patrick’s Day, March 17th and 4th of July. [...]

This post is probably going up around noon on the east coast. At this point two morons probably already came up to me at work (who aren’t Boston fans mind you) and asked, “hey, Bobo, what happened to your Celtics?” Doesn’t seem to harsh a question, right? Well, no, if they asked me while I was in the middle of my [...]

We’ve received breaking news that thefatha will be the site where Shawn “Sully” Sullivan will announce his “decision.” Our great follower True Sachem has provided some background: Shawn Sullivan’s Career in the N.S.I.H.L Wednesday night hockey league began when he was picked up by Kara’s Glass.  In 2005, an expansion team called the Saugus Billygoats formed and began what has been a [...]