Clos-ing (verb) – a : to deny access to / to suspend or stop the operations of / to bring to an end or period b : to come together / to enter into or complete an agreement / to reduce a gap c : to unite in a concerted stand especially to meet a challenge d : to finish [...]

The “People You May Know” feature isn’t all up in your face as it once was but still a part of Facebook. Many of you have probably heard my schtick about how the people in the “People You May Know” section are generally people you know very well but just fucking can’t stand and therefore not friends with them. Now, [...]

Not much of a post here just looking for some help. I’m always conflicted on whether I should keep my chat box open. My Facebook is open most of the day but I constantly turn my visibility from online to offline. Why? Because I have a bunch of nut jobs and weirdos asking me questions or offering opinions that I [...]

When Facebook began, a million users was a big deal. Then it hit 100 million, then 500 million. Now, one billion doesn’t seem so far off now that unofficial stats on Facebook point to the sprawling social network reaching 700 million active monthly users in as little as a month from now, maybe two. Ha, 700 Million users. Yeah you’ve been [...]

Not sure when this “just saying” epidemic started but over the past few months it has exploded on Facebook. If someone I’m ”friends” with does it more than once I remove their posts from my feed. Standard protocol. I hate it because in most cases people are trying to say something insulting, rude, racist or combatitive but don’t want to fully stand behind [...]

I love facebook but I also hate facebook. Everyone who knows me knows that. I get so pissed at some people with their updates. What has been killing me lately is the girls and their updates and photo albums. “Every night is the best night ever” or “one of the nights we will never forget.” Apparently, every girl I know on Facebook [...]

  See that shit? This is what Gould does now for people’s birthdays. He writes “enjoy the day” on their facebook walls. Who the fuck says that? If you are going to say anything at all go in for a quick happy birthday and get out. He definitely did it with serious intent at first. He got called out so [...]