I’ve had the David Guetta channel on my pandora mix for a while but never listened to it that much. Last night I was taking a walk because the weather has been so fucking nice out here in SF. By accident I hit this station instead of the Eminem station. Best thing that has happened to me in fucking months. [...]

I got enough shit going on in my life. I’m living the everyday struggle like a motherfucker so the last thing I need is shit from a fucking cabbie. Some days if I miss the bus I’ll flag down a cab to get to work. The drive usually comes to $8.50 or $8.95 depending which side of the building I [...]

  What the fuck is the deal with these parrots in San Francisco? Aren’t they supposed to be in Costa Rica or some shit? I’m walking with a buddy to his car the other day after work and I hear these fucking noises. Dude tells me it is a bunch of parrots that live in Telegraph Hill. What the fuck? [...]

Well, glad this is now over. Did we get a snowflake? Or was that someone spitting from a high-rise? You would have thought the National Guard was going to have to come to SF based on people’s reactions the past few days. Every other fucking facebook post was “It is snowing in SF!!” I got news for you. Snow fucking sucks. That [...]