Last week I told you all about my new friend, Richard The Plumber. Guy is a first ballot Hall-of-Famer. Just a fucking nut bag who loves to drink and he is from Charlestown. For those unfamiliar with Townies you are about to get a great dose of it right now. Fuck The Town, Richie is the real fucking deal. Anyways… [...]

My Gould obituary post got the most hits thefatha has seen in over a month. It is second highest viewed story behind my expose on dick soaking. I’ll be honest I’m itching for more page views. I can’t sleep at night, I am continuously tossing and turning thinking about stories I can write on but I think I have it. We actually [...]

We’ve received breaking news that thefatha will be the site where Shawn “Sully” Sullivan will announce his “decision.” Our great follower True Sachem has provided some background: Shawn Sullivan’s Career in the N.S.I.H.L Wednesday night hockey league began when he was picked up by Kara’s Glass.  In 2005, an expansion team called the Saugus Billygoats formed and began what has been a [...]

Real Men Play Credit Card Roulette: If you don’t know what credit card roulette is listen up and pay some fucking attention. Credit card roulette is what separates the men from the boys. Basically, you go out and eat, drink and party like champions. After your little excursion you toss everyone’s credit card (or debit card) in someone’s hat. Then you have your waitress pick (or a lovely lady from another table [...]

The Weekend at the Cape: About 7-8 years ago Gould, Sully and I went down to the cape (Hyannis I believe) to enjoy a nice little guys night out weekend. Our friend “Will” said we could stay at his “apartment.” His “apartment” was the basement of some old lady’s tiny cape house and could probably fit 1 person comfortably. The day started [...]